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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times
youre-my-perfect-inperfection:

Love unter We Heart It.

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/

Me, everyday.
beautifail:

teamnice-dynamite:

thatpinkydoe:

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

So fucking rad

UGH

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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